I’ve seen Zayn in bed and Niall in the shower.
My life just got better.
So this happened today.
- Random student in my class: So did you hear about that country singer that died?
- Teacher: Yeah.
- Other student: Wait. What? Who died?
- Another student: Was it Taylor Swift?
- Teacher: No.
- Majority of the class: Darn...
Why do the attractive people have to be so much older? Like, why can’t they just slow down and wait for us?
No one understands that my best friend’s Harry doll and my Louis doll have a secret relationship. We don’t have to touch them for them to end up in awkward positions. No, they are very capable of doing that themselves.
Hey Louis, Liam, Harry, Niall, and Zayn. It’s okay. Really. You can come over anytime. Don’t be shy.
I care way too much about people I’ve never met.
Harold E. Styles….
You drive me mad.
Zayn Malik is like a fine wine….
He just keeps getting better with age.